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The 26th Division was a division of the Spanish Republican Army in the Spanish Civil War. It was formed in April 1937 in Aragon from the militarized Columna Durruti during the reorganization of the Spanish Republican Armed Forces.
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The Nine of Cups is a card used in Latin-suited playing cards which include tarot decks. It is part of what tarot card readers call the \"Minor Arcana\".
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