{"type":"standard","title":"Cristal Bagatsing","displaytitle":"Cristal Bagatsing","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q130668294","titles":{"canonical":"Cristal_Bagatsing","normalized":"Cristal Bagatsing","display":"Cristal Bagatsing"},"pageid":77986498,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/Rep._Cristal_Bagatsing_%2818th_Congress%29.jpg","width":263,"height":350},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/Rep._Cristal_Bagatsing_%2818th_Congress%29.jpg","width":263,"height":350},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276995625","tid":"51448c92-f0b4-11ef-9e6e-de8ba5d9f1d1","timestamp":"2025-02-22T00:31:12Z","description":"Filipino politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristal_Bagatsing","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristal_Bagatsing?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristal_Bagatsing?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cristal_Bagatsing"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristal_Bagatsing","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Cristal_Bagatsing","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristal_Bagatsing?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cristal_Bagatsing"}},"extract":"Amanda Cristina \"Cristal\" La'O Bagatsing, sometimes misspelled as Amanda Christina \"Cristal\" La'O Bagatsing, is a Filipino politician serving as the representative of Manila's 5th district from 2016 until 2022. She is the daughter of former congressman of the same district Amado Bagatsing.","extract_html":"
Amanda Cristina \"Cristal\" La'O Bagatsing, sometimes misspelled as Amanda Christina \"Cristal\" La'O Bagatsing, is a Filipino politician serving as the representative of Manila's 5th district from 2016 until 2022. She is the daughter of former congressman of the same district Amado Bagatsing.
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